What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Which computer won the talent show?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do insects learn at school?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?