What's a priest's favorite food?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Why was the musician arrested?