Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.