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Why did the cow cross the road?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where does food go to take a nap?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Are baby skunks cute?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?