What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

How does a barber get to work?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What might you call waking up in the morning?