Why was the spider so smart?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?