What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
What is the coolest country?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
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