What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What does a dog say before eating?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How does a taco bless the table?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
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