I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What do naked fish play with?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?