What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where does food go to take a nap?
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