What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

How do you get straight A's?

How do automobiles fly?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?