Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How are mountains able to see?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?