Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What makes music in your hair?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
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