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Because they're wrigleys.
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Which dog likes to run across an open field?
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What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
How do you grill cheese?
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What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What animal likes to party the most?
What do cats wear to work?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
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