Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're wrigleys.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do termites go camping?
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