What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?