Why are frogs always happy?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What shape has a knighthood?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?