What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you call a short cow?

Why are turtles so shy?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?