Families are like fudge.

Why are ghosts always single?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why is the number 4 so smart?