What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What car can't keep a secret?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?