Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Which family member has tusks?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Where do surfers go to school?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?