My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why was the cat so small?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?