What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?