What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How does a cow do math?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Which state is the cleanest?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?