Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What event do spiders love to attend?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?