Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?