Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Which subject has two parts?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the confused bee say?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?