Why are English teachers so smart?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

When does a horse talk?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's the loudest sport?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?