What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do naked fish play with?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?