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Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

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What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

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Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

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Why did the park ranger quit his job?

How do you drive a man crazy?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What words make the best athletes?