Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

How much does freedom weigh?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why are winter days great?

Where does laundry go to college?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the mirror cross the road?