Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

What shape is bad at driving?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?