Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How do you grill cheese?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?