Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

I broke my finger!

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?