What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

How do you wash a lamb?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Who granted the fish a wish?