What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?