What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What style of music weighs the most?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What did the salad say to its dad?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?