What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why are stones so good at music?

How does a witch play loud music?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?