Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the echo get detention?
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