Which music festival was full of lumber?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?