Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
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