Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
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