Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call an Irish spider?
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