Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do cats love to work?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
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