What instrument did the door play in the band?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How do eggs end a TV show?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?