What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?