What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2.
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
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