What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's the scariest letter?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?