What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What's black and white and red all over?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you call a thieving alligator?