What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do frogs get to work?
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