Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Where do stars go to college?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Which superhero is best at baseball?