What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you give an angry rhino?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.