What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

How do bears keep cool?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?