Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why is grass so dangerous?