Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why are baseball games at night?