What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's the most masculine animal?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What dog never pays attention in class?