What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What is the coolest country?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?