What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What animal knows kung fu?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?