Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Which state is the cleanest?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
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