Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
At the carpool.
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do frogs keep their money?
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