What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Which cats love to be petted?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?