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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What makes music in your hair?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?