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Why do moms make good vintners?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Which cats have the best manners?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What kind of books do boats write?

How do you get kids to do something?