Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a dog's favorite city?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?