What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.