Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What shape has a knighthood?

Which celebrity always frowns?