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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

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What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

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