Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's the most athletic footwear?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?