What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

How do billboards talk?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Which subject has two parts?

What kind of music do planets like?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?