What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Board Game With A Twist

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?