Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Where do surfers go to school?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?