How was the wedding?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What bird is always sad?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?