Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why are grandkids so great?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?