Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?