What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?