What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What's good for both poker and theater?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?