What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Which animal is the most religious?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?