What do you give an angry rhino?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do minions always put in their salads?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Can February March?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?