Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why do bees buzz?

Which state has the best streets?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?