Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?