Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
How does dinner smell?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How did the pirate call his mother?
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