Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?