Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What school subject really rocks?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
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