How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Where was Noah born?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why was the tire self-conscious?