Why didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
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