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What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What condiment has wings?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?