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Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?