Why can you never find the number nine?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Where do actors go to pray?

Do dads always snore?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What tea do footballers drink?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?