Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why is a computer so smart?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Surprise!!!!
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
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