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Because they're seeing read.
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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
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What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
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Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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Which celebrity always frowns?
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