Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!