What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

I broke my finger!

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?