What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

What do nosey peppers do?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do mice bring on a picnic?