Why are books always so angry?
Because they're seeing read.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What bird is always sad?
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