Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Do dads always snore?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?