What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
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