Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Which dogs love to study science?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?