What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?