What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?