What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

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What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Which subject has two parts?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?