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How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

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