What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do cows say when you milk them?