What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What did one plate say to the other?