What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Where do kittens go to school?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

How was the wedding?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?