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Who is friends with everyone at school?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

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Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?