What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call an old snowman?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why are all priests fit?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?