Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
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