Wanna hear a joke about paper?

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Where do books sleep?

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What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

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What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

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