Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why do bees buzz?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?