Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?