Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do insects learn at school?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What's the most determined bird?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why are skeletons so calm?