Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Which family member has tusks?

Where do books sleep?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why do bees buzz?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?