What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?