Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
They harbor resentment.
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What tree has the most bark?
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What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
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Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
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Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
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