What do you call a rabbit barber?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why was the mime upset?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

When do mice play every day?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?