When you die, what part of the body dies last?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What is sand's favorite movie?