Why are boxers good comedians?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?