What kind of water does an angel like?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

How do you compliment a cat?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?