What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Which animal will never go bald?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?