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What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a small mom?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?