How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How are mountains able to see?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What is the opposite of coffee?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?