What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?