Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you call a sad latte?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?