Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How do automobiles fly?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.