What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
How did the toad die?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a Zen egg?
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