Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Which fly makes films?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?