What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What game does a rabbit always win?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.