Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where do baby apes sleep?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Which music festival was full of lumber?