What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?