Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why do cows wear bells?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was the dog overweight?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What is a whale's favorite sport?