How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why do math teachers love March?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why can you never find the number nine?