Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's the opposite of irony?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?