What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why is grass so dangerous?

How are mountains able to see?

What words make the best athletes?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's the scariest letter?