Why are trees always so positive?

What is the color of the wind?

Why was the bud so shy?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?