What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How do hurricanes see?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do stars go to college?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What words make the best athletes?
What game do bats excel at?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
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