Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why are goats so funny?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?