What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
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