What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call hiking college students?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the confused bee say?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a small mom?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
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