Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What sweet treat never panics?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?