How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What's the most expensive plate in church?