What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What boat is great at getting a deal?